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The Simp Chalice

$15.00

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  • Image of The Simp Chalice
  • Image of The Simp Chalice

For when your dad needs 11oz of Simp Juice so he can clean his tongue after kissing your Mom's dirty asshole. I asked for an Xbox for christmas and I know mom told you to buy me socks so fuck you here's ur very own simp chalice. Drink up.

It costs an arm and a leg to ship because they put it in a huge box thingy so it doesn't break. But that doesn't stop the mailman from curb stomping it sometimes. So send me a pic of your broken mug if it happens and i'll get you a replacement pronto.

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