The Simp Chalice
For when your dad needs 11oz of Simp Juice so he can clean his tongue after kissing your Mom's dirty asshole. I asked for an Xbox for christmas and I know mom told you to buy me socks so fuck you here's ur very own simp chalice. Drink up.
It costs an arm and a leg to ship because they put it in a huge box thingy so it doesn't break. But that doesn't stop the mailman from curb stomping it sometimes. So send me a pic of your broken mug if it happens and i'll get you a replacement pronto.